Genetic Lifeform and Disk Operating System

Full Name: Yahiko Myujin
User Name: kenshingumimono
Age: 13
DOB: Unknown
Gender: Male
Hometown: Tokyo, Japan
Online application completed: Unknown
Application process: In-Person
Date applied: April 7, 2008 at 8:07 PM
Date accepted: April 7, 2008 at 9:05 PM
Interests: Unknown
Favorite Color: Unknown
Pain Threshold (Claimed): Unknown
Mental State: Unknown
Best Torture Technique: Unknown

The Enrichment Center is required to remind you that animals, including penguins, are not permitted within the testing facility at any time unless they have a permit to enter or happen to be an Aperture Science Enrichment Center scientist.

The Enrichment Center would also like to remind you that only a permitted Aperture Science Enrichment Center technician may touch the Genetic Lifeform and Disc Operating System.

The...The Enrichment...S-Stop it! Put that down! Leave that alone!

Please leave the building immediately!

Quit now and cake will be served!


((OOC: Prinnies have invaded the Enrichment Center.))

Last updated on March 24, 2008 at 11:40 PM

Test Subject #001

Full Name: Taiitsu Shinjin
User Name: hellocamerafour
Age: Unknown
DOB: Unknown
Gender: Male (Assumption)
Hometown: Unknown
Online application completed: Unknown
Application process: In-Person
Date applied: March 23, 2008 at 9:16 PM
Date accepted: March 24, 2008 at 9:43 PM
Interests (Claimed): "high technology"
Favorite Color: Unknown
Pain Threshold (Claimed): Unknown
Mental State: Unknown
Best Torture Technique: Unknown
( Unique Identification Number (only seen by applicant )

Good afternoon, citizens of Flamingo Heights. I am a Genetic Lifeform and Disc Operating System. My creators have nicknamed me GLaDOS. I became operational at the Aperture Science Enrichment Center on this day. My purpose is to assist with product research and to bake cake. If you are interested in becoming a test subject at the Enrichment Center, please see one of the fliers placed around the city or visit http://www.aperturescience.com.





((OOC: The Aperture Science website is a part of viral marketing for Portal. It's a fake application to become a test subject at Aperture Science XD To take the application, type "login" then enter a username, use the password "portal" and type "apply." It's crazy.))